The Great and Evil Monster of Fate and Jarbedoodums.

…And at That Moment, from atop the Mountain of Mystical Qualities, a Bellowing Voice hath quoth:


“Rargh, Rargh, Rargh. I am the Great and Evil Monster of Fate and Jarbedoodums. I travel the lands searching for victims to force their Fate upon. Any one person who resists shall be Eaten or otherwise Digested. Some people may be Fated to marry a Bee so they may wish to resist, however, I proclaim to you now that Death by Digestion is a much worse Fate.

With regards to the matter of Jarbedoodums: no Jarbedoodum shall be spoken without My Consent. Those who attempt to speak Jarbedoodums shall be Clawed to Death by a Mocked Speaking. This is the most dreadful of Fates to be thus bequeathed.

I shall reign from this day forth until the Fairy of Wonder and Light shall return. My Realm shall stretch from the Great River of Life in the North to the Caves of Malice in the South. The Western Border shall be represented by the Mountains Upon Which I Stand and My Kingdom shall spread as far to the East as the Giant of Kurlapzl can run in a day. All Men, Women and Children within My Realm shall obey My Words and hence bow to Me as the One Who is Always Right.”


Thence, was Our Law scribed as a result of this Monstrous Intervention. Until the Return of the Fairy of Wonder and Light shall we serve and follow the Ways of the Great and Evil Monster of Fate and Jarbedoodums…